Jabbre Deyth,
Many moons it has been since udosst travels together, yet usstan thought perhaps dos would find amusement in an adventure usstan had last eve.
Upon usstans return to Neriak, a young halfloaf by the name of Fallingsoul (or something to that effect, usstan was still a bit blinded by the bloodlust of the moon) was standing inside the gates to udossta beloved city. As usual, usstan ignored this waste of air and sat to regain ussta breath. Apparently, this halfloaf saw that as an invitation to insult not only ussa, but the city which usstan call home. "Your guards suk" he spewed.
Naut one to let such insults go unanswered, usstan asked him why his opinion should matter. Nau doubt he was frightened by the sheer presence of one as learned as usstan, as his response to ussa was a mere sputter of letters - "stfu". Usstan asked this waelin insect what stfu was - is it a new magic that only halfloaves are given? Usstan am but a mere warrior in the service of the Warlord, and am naut familiar with all of the new magics in the world. Stfu sounded so powerful, usstan asked for an explanation.
"I have a friend who will come and beat you up".
Abbil Deyth, usstan must admit usstan laughed! Nau, tears of laughter streamed down my face, naut in many moons have usstan been so entertained by one such as this! Unfortunately, naut long after that, usstan noticed the rotting and putrid corpse of Flamingsoul (usstan has such difficulty with these halfloaf names!) at the feet of the Indigo Brotherhood. Perhaps Flatulentsoul has nau learned to fear the Tier'dal?
Ussta abbil, usstan hope that our paths shall cross again soon. And upon your next visit to Neriak, please bring roasted halfling and elven wine, and udos shall toast the humor of Bristlebain. For only in his image can halfloaves such as Forgottensoul be enjoyed!
Aluve abbil,
Brendian
Many moons it has been since udosst travels together, yet usstan thought perhaps dos would find amusement in an adventure usstan had last eve.
Upon usstans return to Neriak, a young halfloaf by the name of Fallingsoul (or something to that effect, usstan was still a bit blinded by the bloodlust of the moon) was standing inside the gates to udossta beloved city. As usual, usstan ignored this waste of air and sat to regain ussta breath. Apparently, this halfloaf saw that as an invitation to insult not only ussa, but the city which usstan call home. "Your guards suk" he spewed.
Naut one to let such insults go unanswered, usstan asked him why his opinion should matter. Nau doubt he was frightened by the sheer presence of one as learned as usstan, as his response to ussa was a mere sputter of letters - "stfu". Usstan asked this waelin insect what stfu was - is it a new magic that only halfloaves are given? Usstan am but a mere warrior in the service of the Warlord, and am naut familiar with all of the new magics in the world. Stfu sounded so powerful, usstan asked for an explanation.
"I have a friend who will come and beat you up".
Abbil Deyth, usstan must admit usstan laughed! Nau, tears of laughter streamed down my face, naut in many moons have usstan been so entertained by one such as this! Unfortunately, naut long after that, usstan noticed the rotting and putrid corpse of Flamingsoul (usstan has such difficulty with these halfloaf names!) at the feet of the Indigo Brotherhood. Perhaps Flatulentsoul has nau learned to fear the Tier'dal?
Ussta abbil, usstan hope that our paths shall cross again soon. And upon your next visit to Neriak, please bring roasted halfling and elven wine, and udos shall toast the humor of Bristlebain. For only in his image can halfloaves such as Forgottensoul be enjoyed!
Aluve abbil,
Brendian
Brendian Vlos'Abban
Faithful Servant of the Warlord Rallos Zek
Faithful Servant of the Warlord Rallos Zek
